The Moderate Manifesto


Below is a draft manifesto for centrism and moderation
. The template is below

(FILL IN THE BLANK ) NOTES: MAKE SURE TO IMPUGN ALL CONSERVATIVES, CALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS DEPLORABLE RACISTS, PROGRESSIVES AND SANDERS SUPPORTERS AS CRAZY PRO-CASTRO ANTI-AMERICANS. MAKE SURE WE CONVEY THAT WE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU AND LET US LEAD. EVERYONE BETTER GET IN LINE OR LEAVE AMERICA. WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE PATRIOTS. WE ARE #TheResistance

PART II:

INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK – MAKE IT UP AS WE GO.

NOTES: MAKE SURE TO CHECK WITH WALL STREET, THE INSURANCE PROVIDERS AND PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES BEFORE WE PUBLISH.

In all seriousness, in the meantime y’all please stay safe. As someone who covers European football for a living and is in frequent contact with sources there this is going to get a LOT worse before it gets better here in the US assuming we follow the same course as western Europe.

Please visit https://www.who.int/ for the latest Coronavirus updates

One comment

  1. Patrick J · · Reply

    You went a tad far there, but your heart, and your head are in the right place.

    Like

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